Given a scenario: You were expecting a big baon today (I guess 1000 would be big, right?) and what your mother gave you was 200 pesos, excluded na ung pamasahe. You want to treat this girl that you just met para magpaimpress, pano na yan? Patay.

What newbies would likely do: They'd either succumb into crying on a corner, thinking it's the end of the world.

What you would do : Isaw? Asa ka, wag yun. How about treat her one venti ChocolateChip from Starbucks? Eh how about you? You know what's best? Try having those murang massage from SM. Sila yung nagoffer ng taichi massage na 20 pesos per hour :)